Saturday, January 22, 2005

How CS can ruin your life

How computer games can ruin your life(notably CS with a LAN connection):

  1. You forget to eat or drink.
  2. You screw up your biological clock staying up killing your friends .
  3. You end up feeling not too happy about friends who are "campers" .
  4. Your friends and yourself go through periods of self denial screaming "NO MORE!!!NO MORE CS!!!" but promptly end up playing again that very night for 4 hours straight-this one is credited to alvin
  5. You forget to pangsai(ie take a crap) and end up constipated.
  6. You wreck your optical mouse smashing it repeatedly.
  7. You have no life on Friday nights. Or on the weekends either. Wait, we played CS throughout the entire week didnt we, guys?
  8. Every other moment not playing CS is spend either discussing strategies, complaining about campers, or once again denying that you will ever play CS again.
  9. You play other games in the vain hope of ending the CS addiction, but end up playing both games anyway and thus destroying all social life.
  10. You end up typing lame blogs about the evils of CS.

That's why you shouldnt play CS, boys and girls. Be a shin fei.

Oh btw some one said i look silly in that picture. oh well.....heheh...i'd put sillier ones if i could.

edit- 1 more point i remembered when i woke up this morning:
11. Your peaceful dreams suddenly end up in crazy gun fights among terrorists and cts....

Man this is bad.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

u missed out another reason: get warning from security guards for too noisy usage of ak-47 and too noisy screams when u r dead...

chia wei

daniel lee said...

alvin
What? and end up looking like you??(visit the alvin link to see how he looks like...you'll laugh your teeth out)

Afif Ter said...

You guys should be more disciplined like moi

Anonymous said...

dude....1 word for you.. INSANE! =)

Ken said...

I miss cs la...so long never play liao...:P

Zac said...

ever thought of switching to BattleField
it's way more strategical than cs
cs is too simple

if u want a better social life, try "Axis & Allies"
look it up.. it's not a computer game.. :)