Just for laughs

Was chilling out a bit today doing some blog surfing and i came across this site-which i will not reveal, but i'll tell you its 2 clicks away from my blog- and there was this comment made which made me laugh like crazy:

"Untuk ATHEIS, maaf, anda tidak layak hidup di bumi Tuhan, sebab kalian tidak pernah percaya akan wujudnya Tuhan. Sila cari tempat lain yang tidak diciptakan Tuhan. Jangan hirup oksigen tuhan. Hidu oksigen yang kalian cipta sendiri sahaja."

And if you cant read it you're not malaysian so you wont understand the context of the joke(and more like cos i'm lazy to translate it into english).

But anyways (no offence intended to atheists btw), referring to that above, some ppl were talking about the religious scene in our country (which in my opinion the article was rubbish) and were talking about all those blahs about religions, of which i stumbled across that sentence.

Man there are some seriously funny people out there. And funny not in a hilarious way.

Oh yeah exams are soon. Like this tuesday. I need some motivation and psyching up.


-scene from the movie "Troy", where Achilles and his indestructable Mermidons sail in to fight the Trojans-

Achilles: Men! You know what lies behind those shores?

(Mermidons stop rowing boat and looks up towards Achilles)

Achilles: IMMORTALITY! TAKE IT AND IT SHALL BE YOURS!!!!!

(Mermidons there give a shout of triumph and proceed to swarm trojan beaches.)



Immortality. It shall be mine for the duration of this exams.


(Oh yeah by the way the only time the mermidons ever died in this movie was right after achilles' speech when they swarmed the beaches and got their asses shot to bits by trojan arches)

Bummer...

When life was good.....

Seems like an eternity ago when we had our eurotrip. This was taken in a park in luxembourg. When life was free and there was nothing to worry about.

Man i hate exams. Especially when i'm not prepared for them. And theres money at stake. Lots of it.

Hope dangles on a string.

WHY!??

why cant i do anything right?

Can't buy a guitar case right,
Can't exchange a new guitar case right,
Can't keep a pair of shoes right,
Can't do my bloody probability right,
Can't study right,
Can't live my life right,
Can't talk right.

All lights the end of the tunnel,
Were just freight trains coming my way,
Thought i was looking at the right channel,
But now how do you expect me not to sway.

Nevertheless, i will

Praise the Lord with all my heart
Praise Him for He has done great things
His banner over me is love, His love
His banner over me is love, His love

dim sum gurl.......

[Intro}
This song goes out to all you sexy gurl
Who push the dim sum car all over the world
You know who you are babeeeeee
You wok so hard and we lap u so much
Check it out yo!

[Verse 1]
It's been so long since i see you smile
Looking so quick coming down that aisle
Wit the sexy dress and the little dim sum
Make me klazee when i order chao fan
Peeeeple, they telling me that i shouldnt bother with a ladee like you
You lock my wol
Yes you, my dim sum gurl

Watching, waiting, waiting for you babeee
To tell me that i'm the guy for you and that chiu wanna be my ladeee
One day yes you will seee that i will always be
The one who make fly lice for you for all eterniteee

[Chorus]
Dim sum gurl
You leally lock my wol
My dim sum girl
I never thought i find her
Girl from nothern china
Make me feel so good (so good, so goood-2nd time)

Dim sum gurrrlllll
In such a crazeee world
My dim sum gurl
I'm going to make the order
You can party all night
So beautiful and pure
My dim sum gurl

[Talking]
Why you gotta tease me babee
You driving me craaazeeee
Dont chiu see
Dont play me like that baby
Please, just gimme one more chence

[Verse 2]
In the morning, at noon, at night
I think about you and it feels so right
So hap-pee when you look my way
When i talk to you you make my day
I see the tear, in your eye, pleasee my babee dont chiu cry
Tommorrow... is a whole new day
Its me and you sing kala-OK

Toogether, forever, that's the way its gott to be
Please make my dleam come true so i can lib my fantasee
Oh say that you be mine,
You know its a matter of time
Come eat my rice with your chopstick and leave the spoon behind

[Chorus repeats]

wooooooo
woah hooo ooooo
woah hooo oohhhh

[outro]

[Goes on in background x4]
I dont want to live without you dim sum gurl (dim sum gurllll - 2nd time onwards)
Take me awaaaaay into dim sum wooorrrld
I love u soooo, I love you soooo
Please say you will be mine oh mineeee

[Talking]
Hey babee you wear that dress for me?
ahh.. you look great
Wah time you get off work huh?
You must be sooo tired
Wot say you mee go get some bobile tea huh? relax...

Wahs long babee? wahs long?
Did I say something?
Dont leave me this way babee
Dont go
You are the only one for me
Please dont bleak my heart like this
No more fooling around
I'm not the player anymore
Come back to me babeee
Come back to meee...

(fade out)

Song by TheNotoriousMSG : Dim sum gurl. Check them out by clicking here.

Dammit it was hard figuring out what the heck they were singing and spelling it to make sound like how they sang it. (Tell me if u have better spelling suggestions, or if there's any mistake in the lyrics) Half an hour wasted where instead i could've used it to study probability. Oh wait, i still hate it.

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OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER:
THIS SONG IS ONLY A SONG AND DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT, HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING RELATED TO ME

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ahh...that felt good.
oh btw, just in case you dont know...
i hate probability